[Locked] The Most Random Pick Up Line

Just Think Of A Random Pick-Up Line You Can Think Of. That Will Probably Will Never Work.


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Hey Babe, Wanna Go Back To My Place And Do Some Math?

Add A Bed, Subtract Our Clothes, Divide Your Legs, And Then Multiply.

Let's fuck

I wanna be on you.

I'm a magician baby, one night with the magic hands and then I'll disappear!

I'm not telling you this because I want to impress you ... but I'm Batman.

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. Not you though, you're kinda weird.

I'll let you look at my pokeman if you let me look at your pikachu.

Me: you know you want me

Girl: no i don't

Me: *waits and smirks*

Girl: .....

Me: :still smirking:

Girl: *walks over to me* ... you were right i do want you *glomps me*

Me: *thumbs up and smiles* oooooh yeah

Classic>

Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?

Wanna fuck?

That usually gets 'em.

BEHOLD.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If Your Were My Homework I'd Do You On My Desk.

Sex

and here's the only thing I could offer.

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=8106

if anyone would like to share a pick-up line of theirs,
better do it in the thread provided. (just above) /\

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seems like someone canceled out that -rep...
Thank you, to whoever that person is. :D

though it doesn't change the fact that this thread needs to be locked!
(or might as well be deleted)
~reported~

"Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away."

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=7125&start=0

Although I am reluctant to lock threads found in the Incoherent Babbling section, TheJesus and HermitIV have pointed out an identical discussion created much earlier.