The Ultimate in Geek Apparal

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/9080/

I'e wanted one for a while, but they are pretty expensive, and I don't have use for one. Yet.

Bah who needs a use, I'd just wear it like a normal shirt.

Edit:

Combine it with this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hats-ties/a733/images/3390/

and these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/96af/

If they'd offer scale armour instead of this cheap chainmail crap I'd consider buying one. Protection against bludgeoning is so much more important these days.