Thinking of getting a tattoo....
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W.O.C183
always fapping
FinalBoss wrote...
They're both pretty funny. Just combine the two: "This little piggy got taken to the slaughter house early".This. And if I may pitch in, how about "I used to have two left feet, until I took and arrow to the toe."
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
animefreak_usa wrote...
WideEyedMan wrote...
Pretty funny.If you will never get sick of looking down and seeing that joke sure, however I would advise waiting on it since if tattoo artist is incompetent and ruptures your skin an infection might resurface(and god knows that medical bill would be horrendous). This is assuming that you are still taking your prescription and in a relatively unsafe period.
I was free of infection before i was released from the hospital. They just gave me the antibiotics encase i needed extra safely for secondary infection since i still had an open wound, which i finished monday. Still nauseated though.
Won't try until the wound is healed and i can get the mistress's approval since im a beta and she scares me. She still yells and bitches about Me about walking to the mailbox for the mail and walking the dog. 20 steps it takes.
Drifter995 wrote...
Which toe is gone?The fifth toe and half of the arc on the side. They said i never walk without a boot... iwalkjustfuckingfine.desu
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'This little piggy cried whee whee whee, all the way to the slaughter house'
Just to keep in touch with the 'this little piggy went to market' rhyme.
Otherwise, I like the second one better. More brutal, hah