This Commercial

Is fucking awful.

Who makes this so I can take their job since it seems like you don't need to do crap.

Well someone made an easy buck.

The trick is studying for many years in college. Then you can do nothing and get money. That or paint black dots on white paper for years and at some point people will give you money.

It's not 2014.

Your signature is awesome.

Yeah, Google has a new search function where you can see things from the future; as you can guess, it's still 90% porn.

I hear Fiat's 2015 commercial has George Washington picking up some hookers while Abraham Lincoln does blow in the background where it then cuts to Benjamin Franklin smoking the Bill of Rights all while John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton are having a bar fight over a tab and Hillary cuts a bitch.

And if all that's not the new commercial, I just had a great idea for a movie...