Tokyo Sperm Bank Collects Semen through Sex

Jonoe · 2009-04-03T13:22:43+00:00

Can I get a " Fuck Yes!?" http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/03/tokyo-sperm-bank-collects-semen-through-sex/ The organisation was apparently formed by a lady whose marriage proved barren despite numerous attempts to rectify matters with a conventional sperm bank. Eventually they conceived. This still resulted in a divorce “due to a lack of affection”, but the lady was determined to have more children anyway (we might wonder about her account of the divorce), after taking custody of the child. She was apparently unhappy at its lack of siblings, but did not want the inconvenience of a male partner. She hatched upon the idea of acquiring semen in a less “inorganic” manner, and so “After receiving the understanding of an male acquaintance, I successfully became pregnant after having sex a number of times.” She realised no emotional attachment with the “donor”, but says “I realised it’s best after all to conceive through the animal instincts of sex.” After all this she started an organisation to provide sperm donations through sex, with a suitable fee of course. The cost for receiving sperm is Â¥30,000, with Â¥20,000 going to the donor. Repeat attempts attract a discount. The recipient must pay hotel fees. Regular donors are checked every three months for signs of STDs, as well as before and after they contribute, suggesting a reliable supply indeed. Whether the operation is genuine is a difficult matter to ascertain, but the evidence does seem to suggest a “genuine” organisation (although whether the motives are genuine is another matter). Interestingly, the website, which appears to have operated for a number of years now, actually published the supposed details of the babies born from their procedures, including their weight. Most tellingly, the website occupies the top position in Google for the phrase “sperm bank” (ç²¾å�ãƒ�ãƒ³ã‚¯), even beating Wikipedia for the exact same phrase. Anyone operating in the field of SEO will know how difficult it can be to displace Wikipedia from a top position for a term with any currency.

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Since the recipient will be paying for everything is it worth it?

Animeholic

15 years ago

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

Korou

15 years ago

animeholic1 wrote...

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

yeah even the t-virus would be afraid of her

The Jesus

15 years ago

Angelus Lapsus wrote...

Now that I think about it isn't this really a form of Male Prostitution?

"The cost for receiving sperm is Â¥30,000, with Â¥20,000 going to the donor. Repeat attempts attract a discount. The recipient must pay hotel fees."

Yeah that sounds a lot like prostitution with 1 33% cut to the Sperm Bank AKA Pimp

Â¥20,000, about US$200, seems like a pretty good cut. I don't know how much sperm banks usually pay, but reading around it seems like sperm banks, in America, pay anywhere from $40 - $200 per donation. So, I guess the only advantage is that you get to fuck instead of beating off into a cup. Seems to me like a double-edged sword. If the "recipient" is hot, then its a win, but if she's a monster, then its a tragedy.

TheDarkStarAlchemist Requests Moderator

15 years ago

Korou wrote...

animeholic1 wrote...

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

yeah even the t-virus would be afraid of her

*nods* yup

Rbz

15 years ago

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Korou wrote...

animeholic1 wrote...

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

yeah even the t-virus would be afraid of her

*nods* yup

Fuck, where's my magnum.

TheDarkStarAlchemist Requests Moderator

15 years ago

rbz123 wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Korou wrote...

animeholic1 wrote...

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

yeah even the t-virus would be afraid of her

*nods* yup

Fuck, where's my magnum.

*throws rbz the Hawk*

Rbz

15 years ago

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

rbz123 wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Korou wrote...

animeholic1 wrote...

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

yeah even the t-virus would be afraid of her

*nods* yup

Fuck, where's my magnum.

*throws rbz the Hawk*

Say hello to my little friend.

Spoiler:

Korou

15 years ago

rbz123 wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

rbz123 wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Korou wrote...

animeholic1 wrote...

KLoWn wrote...

^Looks like a screenshot out of Resident Evil 5..

RE5 wasn't that scary.

yeah even the t-virus would be afraid of her

*nods* yup

Fuck, where's my magnum.

*throws rbz the Hawk*

Say hello to my little friend.

Spoiler:

at least where're saved from her now

Anonymous

15 years ago

I think we need a bus~!

Forum Image: http://www.funhous3.com/images/firefox/firefoxbus.jpg

TO THE FIREFOX BUS~!

Gambler

15 years ago

Officially moved to the incoherent babbling section.

Jonoe

15 years ago

HAHAHA ::I can't breathe:: :lol: It's officially in IB now.

Mr. Bushido

15 years ago

Gambler wrote...

Officially moved to the incoherent babbling section.

I saw this coming.

Jonoe

15 years ago

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Let's go

K-A

15 years ago

Jonoe wrote...

Let's go

Alright!

Jonoe

15 years ago

Don't forget to bring these

Spoiler:

Brittany Director of Production

15 years ago

Would you guys really want to know you have your own spawn running around? ;p

Where they hunt you down at 18 and ask why the fuck you weren't there for them? :roll:

Rbz

15 years ago

ZiggyOtaku wrote...

Would you guys really want to know you have your own spawn running around? ;p

Where they hunt you down at 18 and ask why the fuck you weren't there for them? :roll:

I would tell the little mini prick(me) that I was in a vast jungle hunting for treasure because I was too lazy to find a job and wanted some adventure in my life. I had leave industrialized civilization for over 15 years in order to provide long lost golden artifacts for the family. That'll shut his ass up.

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