This is pathetic. So the other day, I learned that one of my friends doesn't have a Facebook account. After my initial shock and disbelief, I asked him how the fuck come? He said he didn't want to waste his time on that crap. Well, being the good friend that I am, I instantly realized his secret plea for help, after all, if he said he didn't think he was important enough to have a Facebook account in public, that would be embarrassing, right? So I decided to make a Facebook account for him later that day. I posted pictures of him, where he lived, and how to contact him. I went to sleep that night, praying to God about the good deed I had done.
So the next day, I went up to him, ready to tell him the surprise. When he saw my face, he exploded into rage and I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought about it, naw yo home's to Bel-Air! I, pulled, up at about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
This is pathetic. So the other day, I learned that one of my friends doesn't have a Facebook account. After my initial shock and disbelief, I asked him how the fuck come? He said he didn't want to waste his time on that crap. Well, being the good friend that I am, I instantly realized his secret plea for help, after all, if he said he didn't think he was important enough to have a Facebook account in public, that would be embarrassing, right? So I decided to make a Facebook account for him later that day. I posted pictures of him, where he lived, and how to contact him. I went to sleep that night, praying to God about the good deed I had done.
So the next day, I went up to him, ready to tell him the surprise. When he saw my face, he exploded into rage and I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought about it, naw yo home's to Bel-Air! I, pulled, up at about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I just figured out a way to increase your computers' processing speed. It requires some manual labor, but it's very simple. Take the strongest magnet you can find and run it across your computer's hard drive at least seven times in one direction.