Twelve Days of (Somthing)*

Well, somebody did a Faku rap, so I thought why not make a 12 days of christmas parody?
I'm crap at songwriting, though, so I'm open for suggestions on any lines
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My [waifu?] sent to me:
12 spelling errors
Eleven Yuis smoking
Ten panty shots
Nine Mikus dancing
Eight maids fucking
seven slutty schoolgirls
six groupsex sections
FIIIIIIIIIVE GOD-TIER BABES
Four awkward love confessions
Three french maids
Two tentacle monsters
And one blessedly uncensored manga!

Yeah. I suck at songwriting. I know that you can do better, so have at it!