Waifu Game: New Rules

So, as the next Waifu Game is coming up,and only one person (Bagman) has managed to qualify for a +1- I'll be adding to that rule.

-The first person (thus, Bagman)- can now come up with a riddle to see if I qualify for a +1.

-The first person through the gate at the start of Round 1 (tomorrow), and Round 2 (18th), get to have first pick on the following rounds. As in, before me.

So-

-Tomorrow goes as usual.
- Whoever gets first after I start things off gets first pick on Round 2.
-Whoever gets first after that person on Round 2 gets to have first pick on Round 3.


See you folks tomorrow.

Ok. I won't be getting that on my phone

Wait so I get to give you a riddle to see if you get an extra slot? Suddenly Jack is handing power to me and I don't like it.

Only people that have bought Fakku Books may participate in the Waifu Game. We're selling out boiz.

I didn't even know about this.

Reminder that people actually care about Waifu Game

In the rules.

Anything and everything will be in there, but I can't make people read 'em.

Not much more I can do except PM everyone about any new stuff, and fuck that- even though numbers have diminished- there were still about 100 players last time.

To surprising and unusual degree.

I didn't know the answer. I didn't know I can just pm you a random answer.

We still do this?

Huh

It's been- a long time now.

As is tradition, that means it is now tradition.

I guess I'll have to keep up my perfect record of being a non-participant then, for tradition.

Have fun guys.

YOU WILL TAKE THE POWER AND YOU WILL LIKE IT- WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

Ok I've got one: What have I got in my pockets?

Is this something with clues about so I can make a deduction, or am I gonna have to fire at will with random guesses?

Proceeding with latter.

-Nothing.
-Your hands.
-Your dick.
-Lint.
-A fiver.
-3 pounds and 14 pence.
-A gameboy colour.
-A PSP.
-A chocolate orange.
-An old receipt.
-Old tickets for the Grand National.
-A pen.
-Keys.
-Discarded wrapper of a red starburst.
-Discarded wrapper of a yellow starburst.
-There is no spoon.

All at the same time.

Oh wow, you didn't get the reference?

The vast majority of references go beyond me. Star Wars, LOTR, and Transformers may be about the only ones that I'll consistently get. Been awhile since I've watched either of them, too.

It was a Hobbit reference. That's the "riddle" Bilbo beats Gollum with when they exchange riddles.

Well now, I'm going to have to cry foul on that one.

That innocuous phrase hardly comes across as a reference.

"None shall pass" is a reference. "Forth, Eorlingas" is a reference.

"I have no memory of this place" is a vague reference.

"You haven't aged a day" is not a reference. Far too commonplace to merit.

It might have helped if you said it was reference.

The riddle I gave only requires a look through the previous waifu games, a secondary education, and some puzzling together.

A reference requires mass media consumption.

ur face is a reference