T_T I'm sorry Hijikata i don't have a choice... But i'll have to divorce you. I'm sorry.
EDIT: It has been about 4 days already, that means i can claim another imaginary wife. And she is
Souji, from the Senran Kagura New Wave. She is a ninja born from a distinguished evil ninja family, and taught her that power and strength is always right. She is a narcissist that overestimates her own ability, too bad she doesn't realize this herself although anyone can see her narcissism. According to an official SK election event, she is ranked as no.1 on the list.
2nd edit: Her weapon is a red multi-sickle chain whip.