We are so fucked

I think the real threat here is that horses will soon be fed up with all the animals that have figured out how to ride them, and will soon rise up and leap on the backs of all their former riders.
And then ther will be all sorts of rape by horses, and it will be hell on earth at all the world's zoos, farms, and pony-ride stands.

*ahem
"Two guys, 1 horse ~ Mr.Hands"