Well both Prince and Chyna died....

Wait bro didn't you have a thing for fat chicks too? Your ex was a whale, dude she had to weigh at least 300 pounds. Tall as fuck too.

Hey, no self-disrespecting weeb turns down free sex.

So your previous claim is a lie?

More like a joke.

But, honestly, I'd actually settle for any girl as long as she's good at kissing, that's my main fetish.

Also, she needs to not smoke. That's a major turn-off.

Wait... I just realized.

I don't have standards, just things I like and dislike.

You're 100% straight then dude?

No, not exactly.

A cute trap would be nice too, but I'm not going to find any that aren't FBI-rigged jailbait in America...

Well, for traps, the younger-looking and cuter the better, so if I go to Japan, maybe I'll fuck a cute trap while I'm there?

Yes, I'll check for ID so I don't get screwed over.

I could be your cute trap though T_T

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Dude I'm kidding. I told you last time I'm not into short fat guys.

Ok.

OT I actually liked starfish and coffee... for something prince did it was pretty funny.

I never did listen to prince, but I saw a lot of articles in celebrity magazines I looked through but never bought in checkout lines.

Probably saw him a few times that way too.

He was definitely loved by a lot of people, I just wasn't into his music as much as some.

I liked mostly rock and metal before I picked up the weeb shit.

Josh is a nice young trap in japan. Tight like a middle school loli.

Isn't Josh taken though?

I thought you were his sugar daddy.

I don't own him. He get half the dough you pay. 20$ he will make you holla.

Oh I see...

If he's up for it I might use his services when I take my trip there in 2017.

It's going to be hard to find an easy lay in a foreign country anyway, I'll take what I can get.

Enjoy the syphilis.

Oh he has an STD? Nevermind then.

Though, if he could prove he didn't have any STDs I might not mind.

Hush northie.

Kings suck~