Welp. Shit sucks.

I got kicked out of my apartment, got expelled from uni, my friends won't let me sofa surf, nor will my family let me live there, even if I pay rent... so I'm staying in a hotel and eating my savings up until homelessness really kicks in.

I need to figure out a new place to live, fast, or I'll be broke, and will probably lose my jobs too.

I lost my apartment because I was (apparently) more than two months past the end of my lease. In other words, they rented the apartment to me and kicked me out when they didn't want me.

This shit is going to court as soon as I get a new place and some money saved up again.

As for the university, and other shit... those are unrelated, and possibly really long, stories.

lololololol faggotniggercunt lolololololol thats wat u git son fer been a bad little girl on christmas eve

Yeah, you're right, that's exactly why it happened.

glad we agree fagg000000t

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Your head.

So when is your arraignment for 4820 counts of child pornography?

Har har.

Wot.
How in the tits.

Put the reverse of a tl;dr in the comments section below, after smashin' that mofukin lyk butn
I regret typing that, but don't want to remove it

Yeah...

Well, let's just say my future is uncertain for now.

You see kids, this is what happens when you grow up to be a lolicon

Find somewhere you can bunk for a bit, Do all you can to keep your job, and then yeah, sort shit out slowly. It sounds a bit bullshit, but, not much you can do at this stage

Jokes on me this time I guess...

Granted, no one knows I like loli IRL.

Until debt collector takes your PC.

Loli isn't illegal in the US (yet) so there will be no incident even if... also I don't download any hentai to my hard disk and clean out my browser cache and temp files after each use so that will make it significantly harder for anyone to find out, even if they somehow cared to search.

But if I lived in Canada...

I rather meant your rls finding out about lolis than vague laws that will shift left and right.
And lol on cleaning everything, my browser's history reaches 3 years back when I've got this PC :D Clearing it would be a crime.

Hotels are an expensive option.

Check for youth hostels. It'll be cheaper. A bed, a kitchen (you'll need to buy your own food, shower, and internet.

Otherwise, there's the YMCA and- last resort- homeless shelters.

If your friends won't let you couch surf- see if they'll at least let you hold some possessions in a closet or something. Your situation requires an ease of mobility.

For food, check online for a food bank. You can often get a month's worth of food in one trip.

While you still have access to internet, take a few solid days and just start carpet-bombing job applications.

Just- fucking everything. Doesn't matter what the fuck the job is- any income is better than none when you're on the lam.

If pride is not an issue for you, there's also begging/squeegee/prostitution.

If you roam the shady side of town, you might get lucky dealing drugs. Do not rely on this, as the rewards are iffy but the risk is certain.

Basically everything Pumpjack said. Stay somewhere cheaper since hotels are expensive, just bleeding money unnecessarily.

Sounds like you have some nice family and friends on your side. Oh wait...
Good luck mate. Shitty way to start the year.

Motel then look up homeless shelters.

And get any job you can get. Then find a cheap place for rent near the job if it's possible.


While you have the job then look for a better one.

Now, provided you have a gym membership, you could almost very well live out of your car. Just kinda chill in a carpark, then rock up to the gym early morning, do some stuff, then have a shower (so you have somewhere to get clean). Works out fairly cheap. It's not comfortable, but it'll save you paying rent, and means you don't need to worry about hygiene as much