Were you ever standing next to a girl...

and she farted!

Then people around you all look at you with weird eyes thinking it was you!

Life is so unfair T.T

Yes. Because the women I hang around with are unlady like alts chicks. My woman uses the bathroom when im in the shower or shaving.

what kind of girls do you hang around with? >o>

I.B shit-tier thread.



I get accused of farting all the time, probably because I'm a fat guy and they're associated with farting, among other things. Fattists everywhere. I only deny it if I really didn't fart.

Real ones.

Nope not really.

Speaking of which, people seem to think that men fart more than women.

Lol, it sure is! But isn't that why its so exciting?

You need to be at least 18 years old to post on these forums.
Come back in 5 years.

If you shove an air freshener up someones ass, would their farts smell like Mountain Pine?


Also- I wonder if a hybrid buttplug/kazoo would work.

This would be amusing.

I would make it a requirement for all public speaking events.


Wonder how that would affect diplomatic relations at UN summits.

Probably make them far less serious, but far more enjoyable.

Grab the insolent girl who tries to shift the farting blame onto you and push her ass into accuser's direction and prove yourself to be innocent and then watch the angry mob riot onto her butt as punishment for lying!

There was this girl that was a waitress at this pub that I worked at. A few occasions she would let out this manly burp that you would think was from some large beer bellied dude. Yet, she was this skinny pettanko.

This thread is bad.

I would like a girl to fart on my wiener. If anybody looked at me funny I'd say "Hey! WTF you looking at?.

And you should feel bad, OP.

I once had a seatmate in middle school. One day she told me that she has the cramps. Then she left. The end.

Once while going up the steps of the schoolbus in junior High, I let a silent one slip out. There were bunch of girls behind me, mostly Asians and not that bad looking either. Once seated in the bus, I was questioned by this pretty Colombian girl if I farted. I denied it, ofc. I still remember the smell to this day, it was a doozy...
Those poor, poor girls...
I think one of the Asian girls in the group had a crush on me, too..

I was standing next to a grill when I got grilled