I would ask if it is her birthday. If it is her birthday, I would ask her how is her sex life.
If it is not her birthday, I would show her the "Ascent of Money" by Niall Ferguson and we can talk about stocks, bonds and property prices. That will definitely win her heart over if she is 2-dimensional.
If she refuses to do either with me, my avatar will spring into life and tie her into my basement where she will be subjected to watching the Star Wars prequels over and over again.
By the way, have you watched "Ascent of Money"? It was amazing! Check it out!