What if Shakespeare had wrote baby got back?
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Oh my lord, Becky, look at that wench's buttocks
It is so large
thou looks like one of those minstrels lady friends
Who understands those minstrels
Thou only talk to thee because she looks like a complete whore, ok?
Thy mean her buttocks
It's just so large
Thy can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
Thy mean, it is grotesque
Look, she's just so dark skinned
Thy like big buttocks and thy can not tell a lie
thou other brethren can not deny
That when a wench walks in with an slinder waste
And a bulbous thing in thou face
You get stricken with rigamortis in thou nether regions
Want to pull up in front
because you notice that buttocks was stuffed
Deep in the dress she is wearing
Thy am hooked and thy can not stop staring
Oh, wench thy want to bed you
And paint thy portrait
Thy home stay brethren tried to warn thee
But with that buttocks thou have
Thy want to bed you
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
Thou say thou want to get in my Mule Cart
Well use thee, use thee because thou are not that average maiden
Thy seen thou dancing
The hell with courtship
The Wench sweat, wet, got it going like a wild stallion
I'm tired of books
saying flat buttocks the only thing
Take the average dark skinned male and ask him that
Wench has to pack much back, so
Brethren (yeah), brethen (yeah)
Has thou wench have the buttocks (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy buttocks
Wench got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Thy like them round and big
And when thy throwing a ball
Thy just can't help thyself
thy art acting like an animal
Now here's thy scandal
Thy wanna get thou home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
Thy are not talking about Playboy
because iron parts were made for toys
They want them real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble
So thy art looking at rock videos
Watching these wenches walking like whores
Thou can have thou whores
Thy will keep my wench like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters
Thy wanna get with you
Thy will not swear at or hit you
But Thy gotta be straight when Thy say Thy want to procreate
Till the break of dawn
Babe, Thy got it going on
A lot of nobles won't like this ballad
because them scamps like to hit it and quit it
But Thy would rather stay and play
Because Thy art long and Thy are strong
And Thy art down to get the friction on
So wenches (yeah), wenches (yeah)
If thou wanna role in my Mule cart (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white princes got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to wenches
Cosmo has nothing to do with thee selection
36-24-36
Only if the wench is 5'3"
So thou wench rolls a hand cart
Playing workout songs by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a wheel on the back of her Hand cart
Thy anaconda do not want none unless you have got loaves hon
Thou can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that buttocks
Some brethren want to play that hard role
and tell thou that the buttocks needs to go
So thou toss it and leave it
And thy pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're largely proportioned
Well thy am not down with that
because your waste is slinder and your curves are kicking
And Thy art thinking about sticking
To the beanpole wenches in the books
Thou are not it Mylady Thang
Give thee a sister thy can not resist her
Red beans and rice did not miss her
Some oaf tried to discriminate
because his wenches were on thy list
thou had game but thou chose to trike them
And pulled up quick to get with them
So wenches if the buttocks is round
And thou want a triple X throw down
send a messenger to 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Babe got back
It is so large
thou looks like one of those minstrels lady friends
Who understands those minstrels
Thou only talk to thee because she looks like a complete whore, ok?
Thy mean her buttocks
It's just so large
Thy can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
Thy mean, it is grotesque
Look, she's just so dark skinned
Thy like big buttocks and thy can not tell a lie
thou other brethren can not deny
That when a wench walks in with an slinder waste
And a bulbous thing in thou face
You get stricken with rigamortis in thou nether regions
Want to pull up in front
because you notice that buttocks was stuffed
Deep in the dress she is wearing
Thy am hooked and thy can not stop staring
Oh, wench thy want to bed you
And paint thy portrait
Thy home stay brethren tried to warn thee
But with that buttocks thou have
Thy want to bed you
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
Thou say thou want to get in my Mule Cart
Well use thee, use thee because thou are not that average maiden
Thy seen thou dancing
The hell with courtship
The Wench sweat, wet, got it going like a wild stallion
I'm tired of books
saying flat buttocks the only thing
Take the average dark skinned male and ask him that
Wench has to pack much back, so
Brethren (yeah), brethen (yeah)
Has thou wench have the buttocks (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy buttocks
Wench got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Thy like them round and big
And when thy throwing a ball
Thy just can't help thyself
thy art acting like an animal
Now here's thy scandal
Thy wanna get thou home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
Thy are not talking about Playboy
because iron parts were made for toys
They want them real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble
So thy art looking at rock videos
Watching these wenches walking like whores
Thou can have thou whores
Thy will keep my wench like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters
Thy wanna get with you
Thy will not swear at or hit you
But Thy gotta be straight when Thy say Thy want to procreate
Till the break of dawn
Babe, Thy got it going on
A lot of nobles won't like this ballad
because them scamps like to hit it and quit it
But Thy would rather stay and play
Because Thy art long and Thy are strong
And Thy art down to get the friction on
So wenches (yeah), wenches (yeah)
If thou wanna role in my Mule cart (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white princes got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to wenches
Cosmo has nothing to do with thee selection
36-24-36
Only if the wench is 5'3"
So thou wench rolls a hand cart
Playing workout songs by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a wheel on the back of her Hand cart
Thy anaconda do not want none unless you have got loaves hon
Thou can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that buttocks
Some brethren want to play that hard role
and tell thou that the buttocks needs to go
So thou toss it and leave it
And thy pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're largely proportioned
Well thy am not down with that
because your waste is slinder and your curves are kicking
And Thy art thinking about sticking
To the beanpole wenches in the books
Thou are not it Mylady Thang
Give thee a sister thy can not resist her
Red beans and rice did not miss her
Some oaf tried to discriminate
because his wenches were on thy list
thou had game but thou chose to trike them
And pulled up quick to get with them
So wenches if the buttocks is round
And thou want a triple X throw down
send a messenger to 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Babe got back
