animefreak_usa wrote...
Why care what he thinks? Just tell him 'We're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay. He goes, 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.' I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.' He goes, 'Fine. Prove it.' I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?' He goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You know that.' I'm like, 'Do you only watch scenes with two women together?' 'No, I watch a man and a woman making love.' 'Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?' He goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing cocks.'
Unless you're back in Russia... then say your spy on them faggot for the glorious hetromachosexual leader.
But serious just tell him to chill and don't ask questions that he doesn't wanna know and show him the best woman ever and add.... she has a dick. BLOW THA MIND.
or
Flip tha script and make him question his own sexuality.
High Five my man! Nice attempt to go around it, even tho I don't agree with you. Also for all my life I wanked only twice to transexuals, first that jap chicks look good with small dicks I linked you and the other was billy jay (or what was his name) and it was pretty quick too, so I don't think I have the power to convince my bro to become a faggot. Good plan anyway.
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
And if I still come?
Well that's your choice. I can't stop you from coming the same way you can't stop me from coming here.
Wrong. I'm gonna -rep you and tldr you so hard you'll forget why you even came to my thread in the first place.
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
are you talking about sex? You know why I didn't go to llr in the first place, cuz the last thing I wanted was a fakku psychologist on my ass. Instead of sobbing how somewhere deep down in our hearts we still loves each other!!! the advice about sucking his dick is more to my liking.
No I'm not talking sex. I'm talking about the dilemma you're in because if that main focus of the thread that your friend found your trap folder insinuating what you are at every turn without your context on things but you don't want to give a "bad vibe" on things.
Look there's no way you can tell about the shit you like especially it being weird making it awkward or uncomfortable. You can throw comedy if you want to disarm the situation a bit but you won't be able to give your context without any degree of confusion (because this is a foreign concept to him most likely), uncomfortableness (since you have told me that you two don't usually beyond "guy humor" when it comes to sex), or awkwardness (same as the former). That's why I posted that you should sit him and have a man-to-man real talk about this subject. There is no outcome from that you shouldn't expect because whether it is now or later your friend will appreciate the honest of telling all about you liking traps and other stuff. If he doesn't like you for what you like then fuck him. If he does, then congratulations you have a stronger friendship so now pat yourself on the back. I understand you don't want to make the situation into that but I'm afraid you have no choice unless you can explain something like traps, futanari and many other fetishes without being raunchy and explicit but not lie at the same time.
tldr nigga