What would you do if the above user proposed to you?
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
You serious, bro? That be some high dope you chuggin'. Yo best lay down and calm the fuck down fo' your own good.
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jmason wrote...
You serious, bro? That be some high dope you chuggin'. Yo best lay down and calm the fuck down fo' your own good.1+
OT:......."run away"
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
"OK, before I say yes (and I will, eventually), let's be clear about that thing you wanted in our love life.
*sigh* Sooo... you want it anal? Let's get it straight here; it might be painful for you but it'll be more painful for me to enter that tiny crack - in manga it might look like a very hard stick but in real life it's not as fuckin' hard. So better do your homework and loosen it first before we go all the way... lubes, practice tubes, whatever. Just make it a bit looser and larger, hole-wise... OK, OK, I hear you. You want me to be the first one to enter that shaft. But I won't mind if you do it with a dildo first...
... and no, not a fist. No fisting.
NO. I said, no fisting.
... aw hell no, there's no arm-ramming!"
j/k
*sigh* Sooo... you want it anal? Let's get it straight here; it might be painful for you but it'll be more painful for me to enter that tiny crack - in manga it might look like a very hard stick but in real life it's not as fuckin' hard. So better do your homework and loosen it first before we go all the way... lubes, practice tubes, whatever. Just make it a bit looser and larger, hole-wise... OK, OK, I hear you. You want me to be the first one to enter that shaft. But I won't mind if you do it with a dildo first...
... and no, not a fist. No fisting.
NO. I said, no fisting.
... aw hell no, there's no arm-ramming!"
j/k