What would your transformation sequence be?

So if you could transform like Kill La Kill, Power Rangers, or any other thing with transformation, how would it work for you? Personally, I'd smash both my fists together, than a purple dark sphere would envelop me, and then I'd get some dark knight like armor. Share your sequence below, you can say what you transform into but I would more so like to know the process.

Skip to 12:50 to see what I mean by purple darkness.

Can't stick to one. Gotta go with all of them.

I see your Forever Red transformation sequence, and raise you...

Nothing better

Super Saiyan. Simple as that. 1, 2, 3, 4, God, then 5, then Superior Saiyan.

2:51


And the classic.

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Damn it, that's hard to beat. I'll double raise you...

Probably my current most liked one because of the song to go with it.

http://youtu.be/V2QcOpRuzeU?t=19m6s

2 revolvers would magically appear; one on each side of my waste in a holster. Then I would be enveloped in flames while this plays in the background.

I don't need NO STINKIN TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE!

My dick would invert, swallow me, and thank i would grow tentacles and attack defenseles lolies.

Narutaki, stay mad.

This.
Jazz's transform is the best. Hotrod is also ballin'

It would start with me shouting "Tranform" (you know; to alert everyone in the area of all the impending lens flare and explosions. Safety first!). I'd then have to research as to whether or not the battlesuit/mecha/skirt+tiara combo in question would legal in that state or province, this then followed by several scenes of me filling out various legal forms allowing me the legal right to transform in public.

It'll be a long sequence, but since the stock footage will take up most of the screen time, we'd only have to write about 5 minutes of dialogue every episode.