[Locked] Whore time

If you come up with an interesting way to insult me I'll +rep you.

Of course I'm looking for unique insults, but op is a faggot will do too.

Somewhere in a English stately home. Somewhere in an attic. There a portrait of you getting cuter.

That's so unique I'm not even sure whether it's an insult or a compliment... I'll take it ^_^

In the novel 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' the portrait ages for him and remove all the corruption he done so he say handsome. Until he looks at the painting and stabs it.

After you were born your dad looked at your mom and apologized.

"the league of extraordinary gentlemen" ring a bell by chance? It was a relatively recent movie that did something similar - the guy had eternal youth and perfect immortality, except that his only weakness was looking upon the portrait containing his true image, or something.

Same guy. They based him from the book. Also a show called 'Penny Dreadful'

That's wonderful. Also I just now got the insult - while his image gets uglier as he gets cuter, my image gets cuter as i get uglier.

Clever as fuck.

Fuck off.