Why am I even surprised at this?

Did you know there are apps for your phone designed for female masturbation? I certainly didn't till the thought hit me...
I used to use clean up an old vibrating toothbrush and use that as a vibrator. I can't use that as I got rid of it and I can't use my vibe as the batteries are dead and we lack AAA's. Well my phone vibrates. I bet I could use that if I were comfortable with the idea of shoving this up my pants.

And that got me google searching if people do that. Of course they do. Just crap a condom around it, turn any of the various apps you can get, and shove it on up in there! I really shouldn't be as surprised as I am about this but shoving a 300+ dollar smartphone I use for various daily tasks and schedule management is not an immediate thought I have.

Why on earth would you put an expensive smartphone in a lubricated condom, just go buy batteries, they are cheaper anyway.

You need a penis. JUST A HAND WILL DO YA.

buy a cheap smartphone.
am sure secondhand one will do, better yet buy a cheap waterproof smartphone then you don't need to buy condoms to wrap then the phone.

>cheap waterproof

I'm pretty sure your definition of cheap isn't the same as mine.

Unless we're talking about used phones from craigslist.

Still can't trust the people on that site, though.

Do Wiimotes not have a rumble pack?

There's ebay, local phone shops.
You also buy watetproof phone cases, so simply look for a cheap phone and see if there is a waterproof case for it.

Phones are just too small. I take my Wii U Game Pad, turn on rumble, play Wonderful 101 and take it all the way up my ass for maximum pleasure.

Shoving an entire phone up there huh, am I the only one thinking how much that would hurt? Like imagine shoving an IPhone 6 or Samsung Note!

What about a small. Like an old iphone that had 4" screen

Every time I see you post you either talk about your other half (we get it already, you're a lesbian) or your sex life.

Or is that just me?

Well you aren't too wrong... If I were to just talk about me though I'd not have much to talk about. It'd just be the same old "I worked a 9 hour shift and ran a few errands before laying back and watching tv."
I really should try and find diffrent things to talk about sometimes huh?

I'm a guy so I'm not sure how big the vagina is but then again a babies also come out from there I guess a phone shouldn't be too big of a problem.

Just buy a washing machine. Clean clothes and orgasms!

Not just you. I don't really pay attention to her threads because they just aren't interesting. She's not a terrible poster though.

It's more of a 'oh it's this poster. move along.' reaction.

Just use your hand.

Unless you have dyspraxia, your hand wouldn't really work as a replacement for a vibrator.

Hey, you don't know my life, you're not my mum.

Saying stuff like that is going to get you grounded young man.

everyone is forgetting the cheapest and most obvious choice. You can buy a vibrator for less than 10 bucks. You can get tiny ones that vibrate like japanese earthquakes.