Why am I not getting shit faced right now?
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I am at a loss Fakku. In my house, there is a 34 year old bottle of bourbon, 5 bottles of wine, half a fifth of vodka, about a fifth of sake, and an ass load of various malt liquors. WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT GETTING SHIT FACED?!
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Because your responsible young man? Nah, couldn't be.You know I am an responsible young man...
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animeholic1 wrote...
I think that you need to go for a drive and think about it.I've got half a tank of gas and 142 dollars cash it's about midnight, and by the time I can get anywhere everyone will either A.) Be closed or B.) Not selling Alcohol.
So why would I go anywhere?
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Angelus Lapsus wrote...
animeholic1 wrote...
I think that you need to go for a drive and think about it.I've got half a tank of gas and 142 dollars cash it's about midnight, and by the time I can get anywhere everyone will either A.) Be closed or B.) Not selling Alcohol.
So why would I go anywhere?
To give the alchohol to an orphanage!
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Do it for the orphans, Angelus!He's right. It's Christmas time, and just because they are poor, underage, parentless and useless doesn't mean they shouldn't be drunk like the rest of the world.
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Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Do it for the orphans, Angelus!He's right. It's Christmas time, and just because they are poor, underage, parentless and useless doesn't mean they shouldn't be drunk like the rest of the world.
Besides, it helps them forget about their Polio/Leprecy!
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Do it for the orphans, Angelus!He's right. It's Christmas time, and just because they are poor, underage, parentless and useless doesn't mean they shouldn't be drunk like the rest of the world.
Besides, it helps them forget about their Polio/Leprecy!
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Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Do it for the orphans, Angelus!He's right. It's Christmas time, and just because they are poor, underage, parentless and useless doesn't mean they shouldn't be drunk like the rest of the world.
But I need my alcohol to survive the holidays with my family. My aunt's bourbon balls don't have nearly enough bourbon in them and my uncle doesn't let you have that much of his shine.
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Oh, I see what you did there Lapus. You wanted me to post pictures of lolis drinking to help you drink. I'm not gonna fall for it.
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animeholic1 wrote...
Oh, I see what you did there Lapus. You wanted me to post pictures of lolis drinking to help you drink. I'm not gonna fall for it.Wait... What?
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Angelus Lapsus wrote...
animeholic1 wrote...
Oh, I see what you did there Lapus. You wanted me to post pictures of lolis drinking to help you drink. I'm not gonna fall for it.Wait... What?
Don't deny it. It was obvious to everyone.
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Angelus Lapsus wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Do it for the orphans, Angelus!He's right. It's Christmas time, and just because they are poor, underage, parentless and useless doesn't mean they shouldn't be drunk like the rest of the world.
But I need my alcohol to survive the holidays with my family. My aunt's bourbon balls don't have nearly enough bourbon in them and my uncle doesn't let you have that much of his shine.
You have a point. Next week we will all have to be seeing our relatives an awful lot, we will need all the booze we can get for ourselves.
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Dante1214 wrote...
Angelus Lapsus wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Do it for the orphans, Angelus!He's right. It's Christmas time, and just because they are poor, underage, parentless and useless doesn't mean they shouldn't be drunk like the rest of the world.
But I need my alcohol to survive the holidays with my family. My aunt's bourbon balls don't have nearly enough bourbon in them and my uncle doesn't let you have that much of his shine.
You have a point. Next week we will all have to be seeing our relatives an awful lot, we will need all the booze we can get for ourselves.
AHAHA! I dont! I have outsmarted them by moving away! No freaking family meetings! Well, I suppose the only thing that blows at the moment is my lack of booze [GASP! AT9 ran out of booze?] [Everyone in the thread looks up at the sky, thinking they will see armageddon in the works]