I work a few hours a week at a local library. All the other people working there are socially awkward women over 50. They were so impressed when I made a poster using no effort in 5 minutes using word 2003 and a lot of clip art. Trying to hold back the laughter was really hard.
Another time I had this huge black dude (the epitome of giga nigga) try to tell me that he didn't owe his late fees because he hadn't finished reading the book. The book was overdue by a year.