Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
I worked on a farm and got horsekicked into a pile of pigshit.
At least Bill Cosby is funny.
Pigs are only good when they're bacon.
What haven't you got hit by?!? I got hit by a bull...it sucked.
Not a bull, but I did get slammed into a wall by a cow.
And there's plenty of things that I haven't suffered: Stampede of wild chipmunks, getting gouged by a rabid pelican, wrestling with an angry jellyfish, tackling a mother goose defending her children, getting stung by a Chevrolet, etc.