Would you rather X or Y?

Water

Eat cold food or hot?

Water

Eat cold food or hot?

Hot, but not too hot. I burned my tounge enough times in my life time.

Would you rather eat a food you hated for the rest of your life to stay skinny or eat a food you like and gain a lot of weight?

I'm a guy so weight won't really matter as much as it does to girls. numnumnum

Be in a lecture for a subject that you like, but it lasted for 5 years.
OR...
Daily 60 minute lectures about something you absolutely hate for the rest of your life

5 years lecture about history and mythology would be awesome

Would you rather go clubbing with your female friends or go to a bar with your male friends?

Clubbing. I don't know, as much as I love my guy friends, I don't think it would end up well at a bar setting.

Would you rather have your child be in love with a criminal or be a criminal?

The former.

You have a limited time (1 week) of invincibility. That means you can't be killed by anything, even when you're at the ground zero of a massive nuclear explosion.

Would you rather use it for saving mankind (by doing some impossible tasks), or just messing around and destroy stuff?

TOTALLY MESSING AROUND AND DESTROYING STUFF ❤ ❤

WYR NTR your best friend's girlfriend or date your sister /cousin /female family member?

I will date a 3rd cousin twice removed because you never said how long I had to date them for niahahaha

Would you rather...

be recognized as the foremost award winning author in your genre but you happened to write works you despise

or

be hailed as the worst author of all time, but writing what you love?

be hailed as the worst author of all time, but writing what you love

WYR: walk on burning coal or lego?

Legos. I'm my soul has been hardened to Legos. (Pun Intended)

Would you rather:

Walk around the City Naked for a a Day

or Have you entire daily activity broadcast world wide for everyone to watch.

Have my entire daily activity broadcast world wide for everyone to watch. That would be awesome. Plus, jus cause its being broadcasted doesnt mean everybody would watch...and even if theY all did, that would just give me the oppertunity to spead my messages to a larger audience.

Would you rather:

- Stand a toothpick upright on your tongue and bite down.

Or

- Stick a toothpick between your big toe and its nail and then kick a concrete wall.

Toe, damaging those is less important.

Stranded with a long way from civilization, would you rather take the more dangerous shorter route or he safer longer route but risk running out of supplies

The shorter route
Would you rather be toilet paper or tissue paper?

Toilet paper.

Would you rather die knowing it was all written, or live in uncertainty?

If I knew the contents and some time to do something about it, then yes, I will give my life

Would you rather live with slow internet but endless games or fast internet with no other forms of entertainment

fast internet with no other forms of entertainment

Internet is all I need for entertainment... ANIMU MANGA & TUMBLR *_*

WYR never understand a joke or be the one who always tells jokes no one get?

I'm already the first case so nothing there.

WRY get drunk with the others around you or be the only one not to drink and find someother way to entertain

Doesn't matter to me either way
Would you rather fight a bear or a lion?

Bears, they're easier to fight

WYR Pretend to be happy or let others know how you feel with the chance of them helping