Adventures of antw0n OVA (I was gonna use "The grey Knight Rises" but Bread beat me to it)
Following the frustration of getting teg feet pics, Waar offered antw0n rare feet and legs-with-stockings pics that he got from the black market, for the price of an internet bullion (Worth 1 000 000 000 Internets). Upon knowing that the bullion guard (Humbugs) is weak as shit, he decided to fight using a minus one tape (kids, if you don't know what a minus one is, ask your parents). Humbugs decided to give the bullion to antw0n rather than further stick the tape inside.
Antw0n was going to give the bullion to war when suddenly:
with his sidekick the white knight (Opan)
"Don't fuck with tegumi", the Grey knight said while holding his crotch, "Tegumi's a girl"
"Yeah, I know. No need to shove it in my face"
Then fight scenes and fight scenes. In the end, the grey knight was defeated but not ded (to avoid plotholes)
Antw0n gave the bullion to waar, only to find out that those were the pics of teg's stockings, not of teg's legs in stockings (Even though FagMan told Antw0n that he foresaw this would happen). Enraged, Antw0n rushed on the way to Waar's mum, only to be shot at the feet by waar and died (The feet was antw0n's weak point all along).
Edit: Andre will be a trap card.