y boys gets excited over a whole(vagina)?
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iRadius wrote...
Steps for your own sex toy:1.
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out.
2.
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt.
3.
Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready.
4.
Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow.
5.
Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
6.
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
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elfen lied wrote...
iRadius wrote...
Steps for your own sex toy:1.
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out.
2.
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt.
3.
Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready.
4.
Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow.
5.
Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
6.
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
Well, not everyone here can buy that. Lol.
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iRadius wrote...
Steps for your own sex toy:1.
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out.
2.
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt.
3.
Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready.
4.
Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow.
5.
Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
6.
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
lol, sick ideas ^^ that's a new way to fap? :lol:
Home made sex toy, lol :lol:
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iRadius wrote...
Steps for your own sex toy:1.
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out.
2.
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt.
3.
Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready.
4.
Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow.
5.
Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
6.
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
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While that seems creative, I have no idea how that would work for someone. I guess I feel that way because I would be too concerned with wetting my bed.[/h]
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TK201 wrote...
lol, sick ideas ^^ that's a new way to fap? :lol:
Home made sex toy, lol :lol:
Lol, I saw a pic of this, too. I can't find it, though.
HentaiElder wrote...
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While that seems creative, I have no idea how that would work for someone. I guess I feel that way because I would be too concerned with wetting my bed.[/h]
Every thing has a flaw. But, a wet bed could be a problem. . .
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HentaiElder wrote...
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While that seems creative, I have no idea how that would work for someone. I guess I feel that way because I would be too concerned with wetting my bed.[/h]
Do it on the floor? But if someone sees you, maybe a family member, or a surprise visitor doing this... erm? lol :lol:
Oh yeah, whatever happened to the thread starter? he ain't contributing much to a topic he created :?
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iRadius wrote...
Steps for your own sex toy:1.
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out.
2.
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt.
3.
Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready.
4.
Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow.
5.
Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
6.
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
That's a hell of a lot of trouble to go through, especially if the balloons pop.
It'd be a lot easier to go to a store and buy some sort of fake vagina. I think Spencers sell those sorts of things. Maybe they only sell dildos though . . .
Anyways, if you could get your hands on a fleshlight, it wouldn't be hard to hide at all. It just looks like a flashlight, so tell people that's what it is. Plus, you can use it in public, and if you get caught, people will just think you're fucking a flashlight.
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ShaggyJebus wrote...
Plus, you can use it in public, and if you get caught, people will just think you're fucking a flashlight.
lol'd at that part.
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ShaggyJebus wrote...
Plus, you can use it in public, and if you get caught, people will just think you're fucking a flashlight.
lol, but it would still suck if you get caught ^^
They'd think you're a retard :lol:
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TK201 wrote...
lol, but it would still suck if you get caught ^^They'd think you're a retard :lol:
I know the reason guys wouldn't get excited over a vagina is to have lots of kids because if that happened it would turn out something like this.
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ZeriamoftheNight wrote...
TK201 wrote...
lol, but it would still suck if you get caught ^^They'd think you're a retard :lol:
I no the reason guys wouldn't get excited over a vagina is to have lots of kids because if that happened it would turn out something like this.
here is an updated picture of them...
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I suggest the fleshlight, 40$ usd and lasts forever as long as you keep it clean! comes with some lube too, for those us who can bang a dent out of a car with our dingdongs you can save your lady friends some mutch unwanted pain when shes not in the mood.
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SolidShark wrote...
IHateCensored89 wrote...
I suggest the fleshlight, 40$ usd and lasts forever as long as you keep it clean! comes with some lube too, for those us who can bang a dent out of a car with our dingdongs you can save your lady friends some much unwanted pain when shes not in the mood.I read fleshlights have to be cleaned well with alcohol, not with water and soap, and that the plastic is porous, making it a great habitat for bacteria.
Use Hot/warm water after every use on the inside and outside, dry immediately. If you feel its not clean or see mold/mildew (throw it away!) and buy a new "sleeve" Isopropyl alcohal is your best bet to disinfect (dont smoke near the alcohal for obvious reason and never drink the alcohal it is poisonous) Corn starch (NOT talcum or baby powder) to keep your toy dry.
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SolidShark wrote...
crimson875 wrote...
that 5 year necrobumpIt was an interesting chat anyway.
that's no reason to bump a 5 year old thread...
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...Wat.
Not even sure how to respond 2 dis.
In all seriousness, It's probably because it's something we're brought up to crave subconsciously. Think, when you were in elementary girls didn't just walk around without their shirts and skirts on, so you really couldn't see anything. Because of that, it became sort of a natural inquiry that was set on the back burner for you in life. I'd almost want to say that in our later years we're simply wanting to explore that unknown horizon with our senses.
This may be an awkward example, but in some underdeveloped countries (we'll call them that, they are of course, developed in their own way) Women are known to walk around cloth less in most areas that females in most developed countries wouldn't dream about walking around with uncovered. There is surprisingly more sexual tolerance from the male population in those underdeveloped areas than there is in developed areas.
I'm wondering if perhaps it's because they were brought up like that, and it's become something that's not special. Er go, they wouldn't get as excited over it as we would.
~Random Thought.
Not even sure how to respond 2 dis.
In all seriousness, It's probably because it's something we're brought up to crave subconsciously. Think, when you were in elementary girls didn't just walk around without their shirts and skirts on, so you really couldn't see anything. Because of that, it became sort of a natural inquiry that was set on the back burner for you in life. I'd almost want to say that in our later years we're simply wanting to explore that unknown horizon with our senses.
This may be an awkward example, but in some underdeveloped countries (we'll call them that, they are of course, developed in their own way) Women are known to walk around cloth less in most areas that females in most developed countries wouldn't dream about walking around with uncovered. There is surprisingly more sexual tolerance from the male population in those underdeveloped areas than there is in developed areas.
I'm wondering if perhaps it's because they were brought up like that, and it's become something that's not special. Er go, they wouldn't get as excited over it as we would.
~Random Thought.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Jesus fuck, these necrobumps... and the people who are too stupid to realise it's a necrobump >.>