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You encounter a Slime

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Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear
10 years ago
Do you

A) Attack it!

Spoiler:
It devours your clothes and your sense of pride making fun of your small genitalia. It then proceeds to love up your sibling/cousin while commenting about how much better they are than you at everything.


B) Negotiate with it!

Spoiler:
While it is a slime is appears it contains a higher communication skills than you. You are left absolutely speechless as it convinces you to sign anything of importance to you over to it. It then proceeds to anally violate you in front of everyone you know and live television making you cry out about how much of a slutty pig you are for your master and then you are abandoned never to regain anything of importance again.


C) Stick it in!

Spoiler:
You both enjoy a jolly good afternoon of sticking it in Waar's mom.
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
10 years ago
Slimes are weak to Shadow so I'll just beat it up with a Gran Faust.

Spoiler:
Spiral Knights humour
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Herodotus
10 years ago
C) all the way.

I get it mikey, play spiral knights with me later babe.
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Medzy
10 years ago
What color slime is it? Is it red? If so, do I have any fire/water based weapons?
Is it purple? Do I have the mirror shield so I can turn it into stone and crush it?
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BagMan
10 years ago
If it's metal, Imma get dat exp.

Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4510915243083656&pid=15.1
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yurixhentai desu
10 years ago
Stick my dick in it. You could stick it in anywhere on it.
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
10 years ago
Capture it in a jar or ignore it.

Unless it's a metal slime.
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Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear
10 years ago
cruz737 wrote...
Capture it in a jar or ignore it.

Unless it's a metal slime.


Spoiler:
The slime laughs at your feeble attempts to contain it and it uses your ear to reproduce out of spite. Now no matter how often you attempt to clean your ear you have a constant flow of slimes coming out of it.
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Hive-san
10 years ago
That escalated quickly.
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
10 years ago
Takerial wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
Capture it in a jar or ignore it.

Unless it's a metal slime.


Spoiler:
The slime laughs at your feeble attempts to contain it and it uses your ear to reproduce out of spite. Now no matter how often you attempt to clean your ear you have a constant flow of slimes coming out of it.


Sorry, I'm fully decked out in P2win armor.

GG, better luck next time.
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EineKrone
10 years ago
Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://puu.sh/75iPo.png

Burn it with fiiiiiire!
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Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear
10 years ago
cruz737 wrote...
Takerial wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
Capture it in a jar or ignore it.

Unless it's a metal slime.


Spoiler:
The slime laughs at your feeble attempts to contain it and it uses your ear to reproduce out of spite. Now no matter how often you attempt to clean your ear you have a constant flow of slimes coming out of it.


Sorry, I'm fully decked out in P2win armor.

GG, better luck next time.


Spoiler:
You are in a completely f2p server in an indie adventure. Money has no effect in this world.
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Ammy
10 years ago
Forum Image: http://109.imagebam.com/download/ffdsXg794lAvP3M41aDODw/30966/309652052/e3d3f16df16091f08ce925e41614b83a_zps1f9eef9d.gif
Spoiler:
That one slime is totally licking Nepgear's ass-pussy. You don't fuck with slimes. They won't hesitate to circle around and gang bang you.
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
10 years ago
Takerial wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
Takerial wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
Capture it in a jar or ignore it.

Unless it's a metal slime.


Spoiler:
The slime laughs at your feeble attempts to contain it and it uses your ear to reproduce out of spite. Now no matter how often you attempt to clean your ear you have a constant flow of slimes coming out of it.


Sorry, I'm fully decked out in P2win armor.

GG, better luck next time.


Spoiler:
You are in a completely f2p server in an indie adventure. Money has no effect in this world.


Then I'll ditch the slime and look for a harpy or a lamia.
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deadsx Lvl 99
10 years ago
Throw a Pokeball at it, and just to be safe, make it a Masterball.
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Kaypi
10 years ago
cruz737 wrote...
Takerial wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
Takerial wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
Capture it in a jar or ignore it.

Unless it's a metal slime.


Spoiler:
The slime laughs at your feeble attempts to contain it and it uses your ear to reproduce out of spite. Now no matter how often you attempt to clean your ear you have a constant flow of slimes coming out of it.


Sorry, I'm fully decked out in P2win armor.

GG, better luck next time.


Spoiler:
You are in a completely f2p server in an indie adventure. Money has no effect in this world.


Then I'll ditch the slime and look for a harpy or a lamia.


Harpy
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Gism88
10 years ago
Throw it in the trash or something.
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ToyManC Forgot my safe word
10 years ago
Go full auto, and empty the clip into the slime.
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Antw0n Remember me?
10 years ago
D.) Shit on the ground and run away
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Bachelorette
10 years ago
Try to stick my finger in it to see what it feels like! I wonder of it feels like jello?
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