You walk downstairs....

I concur.

I freak out when i see a random stranger in my room and since i am carrying nanako already (meat shield), i throw her at the blond girl and see what happens as i reach for my baseball bat...

There plants from the government man! How the hell do two girls get into your house?! They are really out there to get you!! Nanako just called in for a reinforcement!! Get the guns!

As you push her down against the bed and start to investigate her body....you notice something...

SHE'S A DUDE

o.O

Nevermind

clearly has a penis, you fail at the internet and life in general.

ummm...fuck

so how's being gay thing treating you?

Lesse,
Flat and has a huge bulge in the crotch. MAN!

Excuse me while i go i bash my head against the nearest wall

My hope just shattered into pieces...

I NEED TO KILL THAT B!!!
Then, I shall begin the interrogation with NANAKO!
hmmm...how should I interrogate her??...i wonder... :twisted:

I've got a few ideas.

i freak the fuck out and ask them wat the hell is goin on....

Lol this is why i threw nanako at he/she before i knew...

I am now armed with a baseball bat and the first homerun is going for the gonads!

MUAHAHAHAHA

You throw your loli meat shield at the man/woman and turn around to grab your baseball bat. You look around, but it is not where you last left it. Peaking from behind the door to your room is another girl, she is covered in blood...

You are defenseless and surrounded. What do you do?

i jump out the window (since it's only the second floor) and aim for the soft bushes...

When i reach the ground i start running to my car to try to escape...

For crying out loud! this is my house right?! I always ensure that my doors are LOCKED! so what's with all this TRESPASSERS! HTF did they get in here?!

...the baseball bat may not be there, but my fist are still intact! I'm gonna beat the crap out of that bloody girl first...then I'll run to fetch my SHOTGUN!!! then I'll threaten them to leave, if they know what's best for them...