Holydiver, Louise is yours, I make the rules in this game and reality for that matter.
YOU MAY ALL CHOOSE SECOND WAIFUS, LET THE MAD DASH TOWARDS HAREM COMMENCE
for my second choice I will select:
Yoko Ritona
I believe with the exception of the admins there may not be any of you manly enough to try and take her on besides myself; i will throw myself on that grenade for you guys, that's how much i love you. I also believe I am the only one who has a chance to survive a kiss from her... I may just have to avoid using her mouth for anything though... her other lips are cool right?