Your BEST and WORST pick up lines you've said in your life!!
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My Best one:
" A girl like you shouldn't be hanging in the city alone, you are too pretty for that ."
My worst :
" Damn girl, if I was Michael Jordan I would be shooting balls in your hoops all day "
Whats yours?
" A girl like you shouldn't be hanging in the city alone, you are too pretty for that ."
My worst :
" Damn girl, if I was Michael Jordan I would be shooting balls in your hoops all day "
Whats yours?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I'm an actor. My next film sees me play a squirrel who hide his nuts in your hole.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Can I buy you a drink works ever fucking time since women love free shit. if you know how much a Cosmo or whatever your pussy drinks cost then you're ugly and no one wants your cookie.
Now if you wake up with no kidney or eye in the left socket..... I apologize.
Now if you wake up with no kidney or eye in the left socket..... I apologize.
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fuwaruu wrote...
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
fuwaruu wrote...
>pick up lines>any year
Hey, let's play doctor.
penis
glans
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I'm the new milkman, want it in the front or back?
Hello, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus ("your anus")
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Damn your pussy is like a chicken coop, it's got cocks flying in and out of it all day long.
Yup
Hello, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus ("your anus")
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Damn your pussy is like a chicken coop, it's got cocks flying in and out of it all day long.
Yup
