Zammy's Lake of Lewds

New user of the month REVEAL!!!!
Pre-order today and get this months User of the month lewd collection. Reveal will be after a relaxing bath.

*rubs*

Will zammy put it in? Find out next week in lewd lakes o3o

That sig just makes me think you're hitting Shaneman in the dick with a mallet.

LOL
Poor Shane xD

New user of the month!!!
Pre orders will be sent soon

...pre-orders?

The exclusive "Lewd Goob" bonus.

O_o so I pre-ordered a bonus?

No, Ryuu just gifted bonus from "Mega-lewd super pre-order bonus"

So why'd I get the bonus?....I am so confused right now @_@

Regular Pre-order
- Lewd Goob content

Mega-lewd Super pre-order
- Lewd Goob content
- Free 5 Lewd Goob gifts for friends
- Exclusive Ribbon clothing Hatsun figurine

MEGA BIG LEWD BONUS
- Lewd Goob content
- Free 25 Lewd Goob gifts for friends
- Exclusive ribbon Hatsun clothing figurine
- In-depth 3hr documentary of how I made signature
- IRL Hatsuname Christmas card
- Night with Gubi or Hatsuname (Night with Hatsuname will guarantee declining of Bonus so be prepared to sleep with body pillow if you choose this option)

...how long did it take to come up with everything for that post? lol

10 seconds. This is what happens when I'm bored on Fakku o3o

Or you start poking butts apparently XD

What's the difference? :P

O_o there's a pretty massive difference between making up some stuff for a post like that and poking a butt isn't there? @_@ I'm more confused now!

Hatsu is kind of crazy. Everything they do is confusing