Buenas tardes, mis camaradas.

Nah, Don't worry, I'm not going to annoy you with spanish (too much).

My name is Alejandro. I am Mexican. I like Hentai. The forums here are cool, and the hentai fucking tasty. I think I will like it here. I live (legally) in New York.

Post away.

Do you mean legally or "legally" :roll: ! LOL :lol: ! Anyways welcome to the wonderful world of Fakkers!

"Legal" legal. As in Visa legal. But I still fence jump as an extreme sport.

And thanks for the welcome ^^

eXtreme fence jumping? Does that include some kind of board? If so does it have a rocket attached? Are there also land minds around the fence?

What's EXTREME about it is that I have to do it with no bullet proof vest, no water or food. There are 2 stages to this sport:

Phase one: "The mad dash"

You must cross the Río Bravo (Grande I think for Americans) and then, make a 500 metre run to the fence while Border Patrol agents and enthusiastic Texans aim .50 cal. rifles at you, or shotguns. You must jump the fence. You are only allowed a maximum of 2 shots before you are disqualified. Yes, the landmines are also there.

Phase two: Getting home to your compadres.

You must cross the desert with a destination to California, hunting for your own food, and gathering water. Extra points given if accomnplished with bullet wounds.

Rambo Mode: Do all of the above, but take down the Border Patrol and HQ before getting to California.

You say Border Patrol agents and enthusiastic Texans like those are two different things.
As for Rambo Mode...god I can imagine the headlines. "10 Border Patrol found dead. Bigot's Enraged. Everyone else laughs."

True, only difference is that Border patrol people have a little more aim and bigger weapons than the Average Mexi-hunter.

And they have Vans. And suckier spanish. Watch The three burials of Melquiades Estrada to get my point.

see that... that is my broken heart. i'm living in texas and i would never do that. sniff sniff...

That's fucking awesome. I wish somebody would make a video game like that.

Awww damnit. I knew I'd end up offending someone while commenting on the offensiveness of others. I of course did not mean for that comment to apply to all Texans and certainly not you. I apologize if you were offended by it, though I don't apologize to any border patrol jerks or jerks with border patrol tendencies who were offended by it...uh...obviously.

True... Sorry. Here's a disclaimer:

Hitokiri-ryu does not believe all texans to be as stated above. He evens knows cool texan people who own him at japanese. He will shut up about Texans in general from now on. this does not include the border patrol.

Sorry again.

awwwww, now i feel worse. i know you guys wouldn't think i'd be a gun-totin', cow molestin', shit-kickin' texas sterotype. :) you know i love you all!!!!!

Don't worry, even if you were into cow molesting we wouldn't judge you. This is a forum for perverts after all, lol.

Don't feel bad. You know we all love you.