Ramsus wrote...
eXtreme fence jumping? Does that include some kind of board? If so does it have a rocket attached? Are there also land minds around the fence?
What's EXTREME about it is that I have to do it with no bullet proof vest, no water or food. There are 2 stages to this sport:
Phase one: "The mad dash"
You must cross the RÃo Bravo (Grande I think for Americans) and then, make a 500 metre run to the fence while Border Patrol agents and enthusiastic Texans aim .50 cal. rifles at you, or shotguns. You must jump the fence. You are only allowed a maximum of 2 shots before you are disqualified. Yes, the landmines are also there.
Phase two: Getting home to your compadres.
You must cross the desert with a destination to California, hunting for your own food, and gathering water. Extra points given if accomnplished with bullet wounds.
Rambo Mode: Do all of the above, but take down the Border Patrol and HQ before getting to California.