I am Ηugh Μοrris, thе Сzаr οf Сhаsms "humοurоus sаrÑаsm" , but you can just call me Маsh Κаrаs. Ι аm а linguistiÑ Ñ€urist (whеn it Ñоmеs tο thе Μοdеrn Εnglish tоnguе.) meaning that Ι еndоrsе thе rеmονаl оf unfοrstаndу Lаtin tеrms аddеd аftеr thе Οld Еnglish Ñ€hаsе of our lаnguаgе. What words that are or aren't native are figured out by etymology. Thusly, a Latin word ultimately of either Old English (such as the noun "firm" which is not related to the adjective; instead being a Christian missionary borrowing of "farm.") or from other Germanic languages other than English (such as "gross", in the sense of "great") can stay.
[NOTE: I will not push this view on others.]
I am also аn ΑmеriÑаn who follows a spelling favouring the Commonwealth spelling system, aside from a few acceptions regarding words that were incorrectly modified from their original form; i.e. "tyre."
I will, however, use words that were at one point commonplace in either England or Scotland (i.e. "Fall"/"Harvest", "faucet" and "eggplant") even if they are archaic and/or no longer in any use in the Commonwealth. Also (if possible) I try to use the French forms over the Latin forms of words.
I'm also DIAMOND WILLED, and am probably going to die from telling somebody holding a gun up to my face, that I will not be dressing up in a harlequin outfit and giving them my life savings.
REMEMBER, though, that I have the utmost respect for rules and authority, so don't think that I'm someone who likes to test folks' patience.
I also must stress that the area of the U.S. where I come from does not use the derpisms "y'all", "on accident", "bud" (as in "mate") "critter", "feller", "pop", "lite", "rite", "thru", "scratch paper" etc., so don't expect me to use those terms.
I have forced myself to pronounce "wh" "hw" because it is the original pronunciation.
I also do not swear in public, or in writing; no matter the circumstances (though I'm not going to say I've never said one in my head before.)
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But as that has next to niх to do with my enjoyment of Η (that's "hache" by the way ;D) manga, I'll discuss it no further.
My favourite types of hentai are "childhood friend", "tsundere", or (cousin/sister ONLY) "incest." But (on very rare occasions) I might read a "netorare" manga if the victim was innocent, not married, and (if broken at the end) declares her love for whatever aspect of her offender.)
I guess one might say it's that whole "good girl goes bad" turn-on.
Oh, and finally, I have an extreme feeling of disdain toward "rewrites."
But, err, yeah... that's me.