Hellodere!

Hellodere, Fakku~

I've been lurking the site and forums like a pedobear in a preschool playground and finally decided to show myself. Not sure what to tell you dudes and dudets...I guess I'll give you a couple fetishes and some interests of mine.

If I have to decide what fetishes "tickle my fancy" I could really only point out two or three that happen to be a reoccurring theme in most of the Hentai I read.

- Vanilla
*I have a monstrous sweet tooth, and by the time I'm done with my daily round of this site it'd be no surprise to me if I contracted Type-2 diabetes.

- Stockings
*I'm not sure why I like giant socks on women. However, Those black lingerie stockings tightly gripping the hips of a beautiful girl stopping just before the plump curve of the buttocks sets me off, and I'm proud of it.

- Yaoi

- Kemonomimi
*I absolutely adore the fact I could find some sort of animal, show it love, and eventually I'm sitting down playing Xbox and suddenly my cat turns into a gorgeous woman and starts blowing me and preparing dinner. I know this isn't the actual purpose of the genre, but its definitely a reoccurring theme in some of its readings.

I'm quite the average Joe and my most prominent interest apart from women is videogames. I'm pursuing a career in the Industry and have been touching up on my coding, drawing and writing skills just to get a foot in the door. Sure there are other hobbies and interests I could mention such as Biking, Swimming, Hiking, et cetera. But, I will always love me a good videogame.

I hope this was enough for you Fakkers. If you have any questions or just want to hold intelligent conversation, Hit me up.

Peace Off~ [size=12] [/h]

[font=comic sans ms]herro dere and welcome to Fakku and nice to meet you!

We generally like the same tags(hurray!).Have fun browsing around the site.

For some reason this reminds me of some British comedian (Alan-?), but I can't for the life of me remember who the hell it is.

Anyways- tangent aside- welcome to Fakku.

Excellent tastes. Welcome to Fakku.

Welcome Enjoy :F

Herro~

Glad to be here, and its a pleasure to meet you as well.



Could you possibly be talking about Alan Carr? That's the only Alan I know in British comedy.

But, yeah, thank you for the warm welcome! I'm glad to be here.



Thank you friend! Glad to be here.



Thankyou! >:-{D ...and I shall!

I thought It'd be useful to put my Favorite, meh, and least favorite tags. I put my 3 favorite down, but, I was kind of on the fence on which 3 to put...So I'll make a list for everyone!

For TL;DR's I'll bold the tag names and leave the explanation I leave under each tag un-bolded so those who wish to read why I like/dislike something can, and those who really don't care don't have to.

[size=12]Favorite Tags[/h]:

- Color
*Who doesn't like color? Maybe some of you conservative H-mag readers think its a break from tradition or something...I don't know. Color brings the characters and their sexy bits alive for me where black and white is limited in some cases. It breathes new life into each page and intensifies immersion leaving me even more satisfied in the end.

- Dark skin
*Homina Homina Homina...Hahaha. Not sure what to say about this one, but, dark-skinned women in H-mags hit closer to home than most fair-skinned girls in my experience here. Either a tanned beach beauty or an elven goddess...It doesn't matter. Hawt.

- Kemonomimi
*Refer to above post.

- Vanilla
*Refer to above post.

- Stockings
*Refer to above post.

- Tsundere
*Though I prefer this Tag to be coupled with Vanilla, the fierce turned fair was always a favorite of mine. Who wouldn't want a strong, beautiful and independent woman grow a soft spot for you whether it was because you put your bits into her or gave your friendship despite her fierce attitude leading to super smexy time revealing a super moe soft side.

- Housewife
*Think about it. You are married to a beautiful woman and after along day of work, arriving home, you are met with a wonderful meal and your wife whispers in your ear that she "has something for you later". You devour your food, and head to the bedroom finding your wife in a Kimono. She sits you down and slowly starts to undo the garment exposing her breasts, and back teasing you with her seductively curvy figure. If you haven't fainted from blood loss, she drops the kimono to the floor and, on all fours, crawls towards you, breasts and buttocks swaying from side to side...I think you get the idea.

- Oppai
*Chesticles, Fun Bags, Mountains of Love, Zeppelins, Bebops, Betty Boops, Dueling Banjos, Dunes, Gazongas, Hottentots, ICBMS (Intercontinental Boobs of Mass Seduction), Hoohas, Mushmellons, Rib Cushions, Tweeters, Chimichongas...You get the idea.

- Shimapan
*I honestly have no Idea why striped panties are so sexy. They just are, and I like them.

]Meh... Tags[/h]:

- Anal
*I find Anal to be gross to be honest. However, the fact that I'm not the one putting my meat into some girls pooper coupled with the fact it always ends up with the girl having a super smexy reaction balances it out enough for me.

- Ecchi
*I didn't want to read porn to be teased, but, some readings do end up meeting my standards because of their sexy tease factor.

- Group
*Intimacy is intimate, and that always tugs at me whenever I read group themed Hentai. However, Porn is porn and I usually suck it up and fap.

- Harem
*I have a rather similar opinion as above when it comes to Harem themed Hentai. However, it is almost a mandatory desire for a guy to want to have sex with multiple women at the same time.

- Maid
*Maid themed Hentai usually never does it for me. However, not all of them are the same and because a select few are so good, I can't put this isn't one of my least favorite tags.

- Megane
*It totally depends on the girl for glasses to work for me. So, since some of the girls in these Hentai readings aren't exactly attractive to me the glasses are not going to work.

- Nurse
*There are a very select few of Nurse themed Hentai that actually have women that are attractive to me. However, its such a wonderful fantasy to think about, and the fact that its not rare in hospitals (apparently) makes it even more awesome.

- Paizuri
*I love boobies, but, I must say that this never really tickled my fantasy. Its more of just a personal turn-off I guess. Maybe I'll see the nipply light one day.

- Pettanko
*I like big boobies and I cannot lie, but, flat chests get me by...Because, I prefer the big chested girls over the smaller chested girls.

- Schoolgirl
*Sure, there is some strange sexiness to a schoolgirl that even I do not understand. But, this theme seems polluted with Loli now-a-days. Plus, its been awhile since I've read a decent Schoolgirl hentai. Any recommendations?

- Shibari
*I do not like torture, humiliation or forced themed Hentai. However, if the bondage is sensual it is something that I will tolerate.

- Tan lines
*I honestly haven't read enough Hentai with tan-lined girls to have an honest opinion on this. Any recommendations?

- Teacher
*I cannot say I've read enough of this tag to have an honest opinion either. I'd appreciate any recommendations.

- Uncensored
*I do not mind if it is censored or not.

[size=12]Least Favorite or Disliked[/h]:

- Chikan
*I can't say I like it when girls get molested on trains.

- Forced
*I prefer sex to be at least considered by the woman before the dude goes to town.

- Futanari
*Woman + Penis = No.

- Humiliation
*I can't say that I've ever thought humiliation was stimulating.

- Mizugi
*I've never found those swimsuits to be sexy.

- Netorare
*NTR intentionally tries to inflict emotion into the reader and its usually not good emotion. I'd rather avoid something like that.

- Oral
*Its very rare that I find a blowjob in a Hentai to be stimulating. I'd be fine if one of you were to prove me wrong.

- Trap
*"...often leads to Yaoi"

- Yandere
*Most of these are disturbing and rather scary.

- Yaoi
*I do not find to men making love stimulating...at all.

- Yuri
*I've never found two women making love in a Hentai stimulating either. Care to prove me wrong?

- Toys
*Most of the Toys tagged Hentai I've seen involves Futa and Yuri. Its just not my thing.

I'd love to expound on or discuss any of these Tags for some of you who are passionate about those that I either dislike or meh'd.

I hope this helped you fellow Fakkers get to know my tastes a little better!

Wow, a thorough explanation :D Cool, welcome to the forums. Any favorite mangas?

I Try, I try and thank you for the warm welcome my friend. But, I'm not sure if you want me to list some of my favorite H-Mangas or Non-H.

welcome :D

Thank you my friend. Love your signature!

Kemonomimi.....is dangerously close to being a furry, be careful.
Also welcome to fakku.

Well, Congrats for de-lurking and Welcome to Fakku!

Hmmm I didn't see your opinion about Incest. Care to tell?

I like your taste too, looks like we've got more vanilla lover here.

Certainly it is.

However, It just doesn't have the "Furry" feel to it. At least, not to me.

But, thank-you for the warm welcome.

Thank-you my friend!

Incest isn't a tag that I read very often. Maybe its my "good" morals that prevent fappage to it, I don't know. In the back of my mind I'm always thinking about how their Brother-Sister, Mother-Son....whatever. But, at the same time, I feel like I shouldn't care.

...and yes, I run to Vanilla like a fat, diabetic child to cookies and milk.

Welcome. You share almost all the same tags I like (some of the ones you chose I dislike), but that aside. Enjoy your stay here. :)