SatoruMasamune wrote...
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Greetings and salutations, fellow erotica enthusiasts!
...okay, now that the fancy introduction is over, yo. Nice to meet you all. You can call me Satoru if you want, or Senator Rastapopolis if you're feeling saucy. I'm 25, male, and I love boobies. Like, a LOT. ^^;;[/h]
That has to be one of the best greetings I've seen in a while. XD