Hey people!

Hi everyone, I don't usually use a lot of social networking or Forum stuff since they aren't my deal but my Girlfriend convinced me that you guys here were cool and it would be a good place to relax as well as meeting new people.

My name's Chloe, I've just turned 18 a week ago and I live in England (I'm also Half-French). I'll be heading off to University at the end of the current school year while I wait for my GF to finish with her A-Levels. I enjoy Hentai even though I don't read it alot, I guess this gives me a chance to read more of it!

So yeah, I hope we can all get along!

Welcome here.

How come you would be "half french" ? Do you ave a french parent or even have lived in France ?

My dad is fully French, he met my Mum in Paris when she was on a business meeting and then he decided to move to England with her after a few months of dating, got a job, ect. I can speak the language fluently thanks to him; made my GCSE exams easy :)

Hello and welcome to Fakku!

Hope you enjoy your stay!

I'm so glad you decided to make an account! Everyone here's cool, I'm sure you'll come to like them :D

Hello and welcome to fakku!

Hope you enjoy your stay on here.

Thanks for the kind welcomes guys! I hope I enjoy it too!



Stop patronising me Danni! (Kidding, Love you)

Euh tRoû fRanglish ouane ? Waoh.

Usually the "rosebifs" bash a lot the frogs and the reverse -- the latent rivalry for who knows how long ^^

Hope your father teaches you how to like real cheeze and real wine as well -- in general real "bonne chaire" or "simple bonne bouffe". He must has (had ?) feeled miserable facing english cooking. Maybe he's one of those men who like to cook ? Or does he not mind true english cooking ?...

Kidding. But if you're half french, make sure to not suck in cooking ;-P

It's a running joke in my family that my Dad would rather eat dirt than my Mum's cooking (Not in a harsh way, we all love my Mum's cooking but my Dad has been pretty skilled in cooking for quite some time).

We go to France at least once a year to meet relatives so I get the true idea of how wine/cheese should be made ;p

I've also had to deal with a bit of racism over being French as well, one girl recently pushed me into a wall and disloacted my shoulder.

Then punch hard her face. She's just jealous of your pedigree or so.

Or she may be just too ugly and/or sucking in life.

I already had her arrerested, the judge placed her under a psychoanalysis/anger management course, plus she was banned from our local leisure centre (That's where she did it).

In her face. Never bother a frenchy one.

Is there really some racism toward frenchmen there ? There're so many englishmen coming in France during holidays though.

Not a lot, don't take it as a place where there is a lot of racism! This girl had always bullied me (I guess Racism was just her way of trying to make me feel bad since I am pretty smart and good looking {Trying not to sound high-and-mighty}and she's just plain fucking stupid) so don't think that a lot of people are like that. That being said a lot of people in England like to 'Take the piss out of each-other', naturally I get a bit of sarcastic humour over being French.

Frenchmen hold also a great pride "il paraît".

For example I know the swissmen do dislike frenchmen coming to work in Switzerland and making racist jokes against french (= from France) people. Well, they're anyway weird just by isolating themselves inside E.U. while training their forces against ground invasions from their neighbouring countries :-)))

I guess frenchmen and englishmen are just as rival and cordial as two "faux-frères" can be ;-)

Hello & Welcome to Fakku. ♡

How are you? (:

Ah, she's your girl. Cool.

Welcome to Fakku.

Thank you for the welcome, I'm good-Nothing to complain about :D

And she's super-embarrassing ;)

Thank you for the welcome!

You're welcome. :3
And that's wonderful. ^ -^

I'm not embarrassing! You're the embarrassing one...