Hi I'm new here

welcome to fakku hope you'll enjoy your stay.

Glad ta have ya here at Fakku, hope ya enjoy your stay

Another retardcivilian ready to be mind-raped consecutively.

Welcome. You join us because you wanted to be a retard or because you are already retarded.

herro~ :P welcome to ze site

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Welcome to Fakku!
did you just randomly typed your nickname or do you actually use that nickname?

hello there and welcome to fakku!