Waar, your warped attitude needs to be corrected. You make me do this to you! Now face the wrath of the UNIVERSAL REMONSTER!!! I hope you are wearing your diapers today!
Ahhhh MikuruSlave, you have realized the error of your ways and have finally decided to join me.
And you longevity, you are not yet worthy to be a part of this great conflict. You need this free Warrior's Kit, its only $29.99 get it now before it becomes $59.99 and you know what, Ill throw in a key chain