"Jesus!" said some dude. "You called?" I asked.
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My name is Vane, I like 'em plain, If you don't like those pimples in the picture, I'll make it rain!
My name is Jesus! It rhymes with Francis! If you don't think so, then come and let me slap you, no, fuck this!
I like hentai! It tastes like pie! And if you don't then I'm gonna give you a black eye!
Come and get some bitch! I have a nasty pitch! Taking you out with my cock will be a cinch!
I'll take all your money bags! I'm the best of the newfags! I'll just walk in and rape your people, shuttin' them up with gags!
If you think I'm evil then you're a fuckin' retard! I'll bitch slap you with a facepalm like John Picard!
My name is Jesus! It rhymes with Francis! If you don't think so, then come and let me slap you, no, fuck this!
I like hentai! It tastes like pie! And if you don't then I'm gonna give you a black eye!
Come and get some bitch! I have a nasty pitch! Taking you out with my cock will be a cinch!
I'll take all your money bags! I'm the best of the newfags! I'll just walk in and rape your people, shuttin' them up with gags!
If you think I'm evil then you're a fuckin' retard! I'll bitch slap you with a facepalm like John Picard!
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Kristoffer
Mantarou
Well, that was pretty clever, it flowed well.
I used to have a friend in high school that did the whole "You called?" thing, it used to make me mad but it's rather funny when I don't actually have to hear the bloody words.
I used to have a friend in high school that did the whole "You called?" thing, it used to make me mad but it's rather funny when I don't actually have to hear the bloody words.
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Welcome,welcome my friend.Also,i fucking hate guro and loli but you can die on the cross for my sins again if you want to.Have a pleasant stay
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goobyplz wrote...
you can die on the cross for my sins again if you want to.Nah, man. Every time I die on the cross god sends me here and says "Do it over! That's not how you die!"
