Math is just like sex
Is OP a bundle of sticks?
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(Insert adolescent joke about adding beds, removing clothes, etc.)
Anyway, I'm a 32-year old non-wizard otaku (weird right? It's a miracle I managed to get my dick wet before age 30... those who know the legends, know.)\
My magical power is non-existent, being that I work in a warehouse though I can lift a decent amount. Yes, with or without a forklift.
I'm off for a few weeks due to injury, and figured I'd register and get on the forums to kill some time while I heal. The injury was from the gym, not work, so I obviously don't get workman's comp or whatever, sadly.
However, I had 12 paid vacation days left anyway so now's a good time to use them up. I already talked to my boss it's all good.
Inane and worthless info aside, you can call me whatever you want, insert any number of nicknames here, though I might just ignore you if I find it to be too weird or disrespectful.
Generally I'm pretty chill, but I've also seen a lot, been through a lot, probably more that people my age should have (much of it was my own fault, though. Self-destructive actions and all that, also assault with a deadly weapon against random people tends to be treated as a serious crime).
Now that you know the what, the how, and the why, I suppose all that's left is for me to loaf around here until I heal up. I'll be jumping around between here, discord, and facebook probably (most likely spending the least time on facebook though... too many irl people i know and then random people from my past who for some reason still respond to my random-ass posts even though I long forgot who they were)
Anyway, I'm a 32-year old non-wizard otaku (weird right? It's a miracle I managed to get my dick wet before age 30... those who know the legends, know.)\
My magical power is non-existent, being that I work in a warehouse though I can lift a decent amount. Yes, with or without a forklift.
I'm off for a few weeks due to injury, and figured I'd register and get on the forums to kill some time while I heal. The injury was from the gym, not work, so I obviously don't get workman's comp or whatever, sadly.
However, I had 12 paid vacation days left anyway so now's a good time to use them up. I already talked to my boss it's all good.
Inane and worthless info aside, you can call me whatever you want, insert any number of nicknames here, though I might just ignore you if I find it to be too weird or disrespectful.
Generally I'm pretty chill, but I've also seen a lot, been through a lot, probably more that people my age should have (much of it was my own fault, though. Self-destructive actions and all that, also assault with a deadly weapon against random people tends to be treated as a serious crime).
Now that you know the what, the how, and the why, I suppose all that's left is for me to loaf around here until I heal up. I'll be jumping around between here, discord, and facebook probably (most likely spending the least time on facebook though... too many irl people i know and then random people from my past who for some reason still respond to my random-ass posts even though I long forgot who they were)