(Standard title joke introduction about reproductive organs)

(Greeting) (Introduction)
(Declaration of admiration of site and animated pornography) (safe jest to lower readers guard) (statement about sex in general) (reasons for joining)(lie about hoping to get to know you all better)

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I'm sorry, I've just done so many of these and I never know what to write. So I created a template, and conveniatly forgot to fill it out.

Have fun posting.

Thank you, I fully intend to.

Welcome to Fakku.

Spank you very much.

If you don't know what to write, then why do one in the first place? Whatever, welcome and all that.

Introducing yourself like a baws? Meh.