Dong Wang, PhD. wrote...
I like long walks on the beach and getting caught in tornadoes. I find the little "e" thrown into the word tornadoes to be incredibly troublesome. You smell nice. Butts are nice. I'm forced to conclude: Bush rigged the 1869 election in favor of erection. At this point I'm just spouting completely ridiculous hogwash until you give up reading. I write that last sentence as if it weren't true from the get-go. Get-go is a stupid word. This was supposed to be an introduction, but I couldn't think of anything good, so I just started hitting keys. I suppose the irony lies in that this basically is an introduction into how completely jumbled, idiotic, driveling, and needlessly long-winded my way of thinking is. I'll try to keep shit succinct, I swear. No I don't. No need to lie to your wife, Terrence. Why the fuck is his name Terrence? Why did I start writing pseudo-dialog in the middle of this post? Why am I anime monologuing? Who is Slade? Will this pathetic flop of an introduction ever end? Yes. Amen.
This introduction was fantastic! Felt like I was walking in a straight line to randomly start spinning to random degrees while never stopping to move forward... I literally got dizzy near the end!
~forward, left, left, right, 180, left, left, left, run, jump, left, land, run, jump, 180, right, right, right, up, up, and away, into a wall~
(And "WHO" is Slade... I must know!)