Hi...*fap,fap*
and welcome to...*fap,fap*
Fakku...HNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!
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Just kidding. I really wouldn't jerk it while I'm introducing myself. Now, have fun roaming the forum lands. Oh and here's a present for you. You're really going to need it if you're going into Incoherent Babbling right away.
Use it well...or someone will do it for you, if you catch my drift.