Yo.

I started posting around and then I realized I didn't introduce myself in this thread. Well, I think I have actually, but who'd remember that? I sure as hell don't.

Now this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped turned upside-down.
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, and I'll tell you how became a member of this site here.
In New York City, born and raised, on the computer was where I spent most of my days.
Chilling out, surfing, playing games all cool and being the funny guy at school.
When a couple of years ago, I got real bored, and I happened upon on this website which was full of porn.
I got one little account and I leeched all day, and said, "FUCK YEAH I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY!"

Yea, that's it.