would you buy loli merch?

Probably not. Maybe something small, like a bookmark. Though to be honest, I'd prefer girls twice my age.

We actually do have a loli skateboard lol

Have. Many doujins but I think sagiri's like in middle school no not loli to be that loli.

If I had the money, sure.

I'd buy books, I can hide those. But t-shirts or items to display would be awkward. Plus getting anything Loli shipped up to me in leaf land could land me in jail.

if fakku were to release loli merch, I would become a millionaire so I can buy it all.

Mm, that's all.

Were you aware that you couldn't change your username? I, sadly, was not.

Figures, books, bookmarks, posters... sure!

I wouldn't buy a t-shirt, but that is just because I prefer plain shirts.

It depends really, I do have taste and a sense of public propriety. However there are a decent number of lolis that could be appropriate.