Das wrote...
Prevent myself from dying so that I can do a frigin 100000000 of awesome things.
If not then :
1) Win a buttload of cash and spend in in one night
2) Brutally slaughter people from my
to_slaughter list (along with their mothers, fathers, siblings, grandparents, dogs and gold fish) // stop stealing my lines.
3) Push VinylSnake off the world's tallest building.
4) Burn down my university.
5) Rape my hot ass neighbor (multiple times).
6) Have a beer. Or twenty.
7) And on the 7th day Das rested.
your absolutely amazing lol. i love that little biblical reference at the end "and on the 7th day Das rested"