I've never seen the real appeal of strip clubs. I mean, sure, it's a little better then watching porn or looking at pictures. But then you have to resist the temptation of touching the girls, which I'm sure is difficult.
Then if you can't resist said temptation, you get your ass beat and possably arrested.
Not to mention, you can't just whip out and fap if you're gettin' turned on by a stripper.