A guide to help you take over the world!!!
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1.If you burn a village down be SURE to kill everybody, having a ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword come after you seeking vengence is not productive
2.Do NOT put the two horniest soldiers you have on guard duty while you have ANY females in your prison
3.If a 10 year old can point out flaws in your "Perfect Plan to kill the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword" scrap it.
4.DO NOT engage ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword in close combat. Shoot them in the head. Not as flashy or cool, but far more effective.
feel free to add...... as long as your not a ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword
2.Do NOT put the two horniest soldiers you have on guard duty while you have ANY females in your prison
3.If a 10 year old can point out flaws in your "Perfect Plan to kill the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword" scrap it.
4.DO NOT engage ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword in close combat. Shoot them in the head. Not as flashy or cool, but far more effective.
feel free to add...... as long as your not a ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword
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when you capture the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword
never, NEVER give a monologue on how your plan works or how you plan to take over the world
never leave the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword alone even on a cell with their hands tied up, they'll find a way out they always do
never, NEVER give a monologue on how your plan works or how you plan to take over the world
never leave the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword alone even on a cell with their hands tied up, they'll find a way out they always do
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NEVER, I can't stress this enough and I mean NEVAR tell the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword guys how you performed your moves, like how almost every single anime does, example you do some super explosion shit don't tell them how you did it just finish their asses off. Some animes that can be an example of explaining how they did their moves are Naruto/DBZ, because during the time you explain how you owned their ass they''ll just counter and bbqhax you and there goes your plan on taking over the world.
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create your own army of evil ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword guys then set them upon the good guys whilst you make your escape
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Never ever leave the ninja/warrior/anyblondeguywithafrekinhugesword for dead always make sure he/she is by keeping their heart in a bottle
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oh yeah I almost forgot
never and I mean never
piss Russia off or double cross them. I think Napoleon and Hitler can account for that one
they got Pwnd once they pissed Russia off :D
never and I mean never
piss Russia off or double cross them. I think Napoleon and Hitler can account for that one
they got Pwnd once they pissed Russia off :D
