Id probably immediately fall down (for some rason) and hit my head on something along the way down, causing me to have something more painful to complain about.
not really Id probably just say "Fuck" quietly and continue on with whatever I was doing.
1. look at my toe for about 3 sec
2. reactions : a. if it's just okay, shout "AAAAAAW!!!"
b. if it's bled a little, Shout INTENSE "AAAAAAAWW!!!"
c. if it's fairly bled, shout " HOLY SHIIIT!!!"
d. if it is worse, shout "MAMAAAAAAAA, CALL AMBULANCE!!!!!"
3. live the day like usual